Mitchell and Webb - Party with Bane
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2016-02-29 20:37 UTC
A parody of Mitchell and Webb's recurring dinner gag.
*Webb*
> Oh, we must invite Miranda Tate.
*Mitchell*
> Oh yes, she's become a real friend since she funded our clean energy project.
*Webb*
> She has. Although...
*Mitchell*
> What ?
*Webb*
> Well, I have the unshakable apprehension that she might bring... him.
*Mitchell*
> Who do you mean ?
*Webb*
> You know, the guy... with the mask.
*Mitchell*
> Ah yes. What's his name again ?
*Webb*
> I can't remember. When I tried to ask him, he said it didn't matter. But he was very keen to mention the importance of some plan he was working on with his buddies.
*Mitchell*
> Right. Why does he wear the mask anyway ?
*Webb*
> I think he has some sort of medical condition.
*Mitchell*
> Is it something like sleep apnea ? Would he die in his sleep without it ?
*Webb*
> I'm not sure. See, last time he was here, I had a bit too much wine and got a little curious, so I jokingly asked him if he would die if I pulled it off.
*Mitchell*
> What did he say ?
*Webb*
> He told me it would be extremely painful.
*Mitchell*
> That sounds unpleasant.
*Webb*
> Right. And you know how muscular he is, yeah ? I was still feeling a bit cheeky, so I told him he was a big guy. Do you know what he answered ?
*Mitchell*
> No, what did he answer ?
*Webb*
> He said, "for you".
*Mitchell*
> For you ?
*Webb*
> Yes, and you know how he speaks, very calmly yet leaving you with that uneasy feeling he might suddenly break you in half. It was very menacing.
*Mitchell*
> Wait, what did he actually mean ? That he was big compared to you ? Or was he implying he would hurt you if you took off the mask ?
*Webb*
> I'm not quite sure. I think both actually.
*Mitchell*
> Blimey. What a party crasher.
*Webb*
> It would really be nice to have Miranda, so I guess we can accommodate her friend.
*Mitchell*
> Of course. Also, did you find a location for the event ?
*Webb*
> Yes. Remember my friend Jeffrey ?
*Mitchell*
> The pilot ? Sure, what about him ?
*Webb*
> His company is lending us a small private plane for the week-end, we'll hold the party on board.
*Mitchell*
> Fantastic.